Archive for the ‘Fun Stuff’ Category

The Let's All Write A Novel Thread

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I took a pile of books to my local Oxfam bookshop recently and, in a fit of counter-productivenesss, for every 10 books I donated I bought a couple of replacements.

Amongst the books I bought were some Penguin’s from the 1940’s/50’s and are true pulp fiction – the literary equivelant of a film noir.

I’d love to be able to write something more creative than a staff appraisal casting the subordinate in a surprisingly positive light, so I thought I’d suggest the old GCE English Literature, wet playtime game we used to play a couple of decades ago, but without such a draconian set of rules or Mr Harrison going on about how things weren’t as good as twonce they were..

Anyhow, in the style of a bad thriller novel, I thought I’d suggest we all take a few sentences or a paragraph each to see what we turn up..

So I’ll start then you lot take over!

The wind blew in from all directions.  He pulled his coat-collar up, took a drag from the cigarette he’d just lit and marched across the court-yard.  His faithful spaniel scampering ahead,he disappeared into the night.  Things would never be the same again…


Sky Sports' Klassic Chris Kamara

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Kammy is a reporter on Sky Sports’ Soccer Saturday where he often reports in vision live from football grounds during games.  Anchored by Jeff Stelling, Kammy is known for getting over excited during his reports – his catchphrase is “Unbelievable Jeff!”.

Here are some of his best bits!

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The Ralph McTell Trial from French & Saunders in 1990

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I only saw this sketch when it was first broadcast in 1990 on the BBC, but it has stuck with me…not sure the impact is the same, but basically….  {{{cue wavey lines}}}}

Ralph McTell is put on trial for selling a guitar book without any fretboard finger markings…and the star witnesses for the prosecution are Mark Knopfler, Lemmy, David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd fame), Mark King and Gary Moore.

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Wouldn’t it be great for this to be remade with Dave Grohl, Kelly Jones, etc!!!

Bakers Are Stupid? Cake Mistakes!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

usb-cake-mistake

When a US guy went to his local bakery and asked whether they could make a cake based on a picture on his USB stick, they said yes.

Imagine the customer’s surprise when he picked the cake up and found this.  Rather than look at the picture on the stick, the baker had actually created a confectionary replica of the stick itself….

Like all good stupidness, it happens again and again.

Another  woman rangsa baker to order a cake for someone who is leaving work.

She told them to write ?”Best Wishes Suzanne?” and underneath that write ?”We will miss you?!”.

Here?’s the cake that was delivered:

A Bit of Laurel & Hardy to Make Us Warm

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

It’s snowy, I have no job and I am freezing…so I’m watching this as it always makes me smiley and warm!

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The Paul Ross Canvas at Amazon.co.uk

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Occasionally your faith is restored in manking when fun stuff like this happens.  I do hope Mr Paul Ross takes it in the friendly, amusing spirit it was meant!

Over on Amazon.co.uk you can buy this amazing Paul Ross Canvass.  This in itself may not be the amazing thing: what is, is how people have manipulated this item.

Look at the “Also Bought” Recommendation…then scroll down to the reviews.

My personal favourite is

“Don’t buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn’t stopped crying for a week.”

Go visit the item here!

Why porn is evil

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Karma really is spiteful when pushed…

The World's Worst Bestman…

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

You shouldn’t laugh, but you will.  And you will feel bad. Then watch it and laff again.  Guaranteed.

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If you're gonna rob, son, make sure you wear a mask

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

An seemingly less than intelligent criminal was caught by British cops when he was caught on CCTV breaking into a car in the UK.  This in itself would normally be fairly amusing, but the idiot did not wear a mask and to compound his “Bang to rights” mode had his name and date of birth tattoed on his neck in full view of the watching officers.

At Bristol Magistrates’ Court in England’s South West region, Aarron Evans admitted his guilt in breaking into the honeytrap car which had been left to attempt to capture villains on the job.  Mr Evans was sentenced to seven month’s porridge.

“Criminals won’t be tolerated in Bristol and we will keep catching them and bringing them before the courts.” said Supt Ian Wylie of Bristol & Avon Police.

“We get such excellent images from these cameras that there is often, and never more so than in this case, no doubt who the criminal is.”

If Mr Evans had killed himself in the process, he would surely be up for a Darwin Award but must surely merit an Honourable Mention!

This Will Drive You Mad…

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Parts of your brain make your appreciate the beauty of a young lamb gamboling around the meadow, other parts make you thrill at the excitement of a game of football.  I suspect the part that makes below work is the part that hides your car keys from you when they are in plain site.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

You will say something like “No way!”